I'm Back!

Ok, so maybe I'll finally have time to post again! The season just kept me TOOO busy to think about posting a blog entry, so skated by with Facebook posts. But, those are so short! I can't really get wound up on there! LOL

Ok, so nothing too earth-shattering to share for today, anyway. But, I did see some "funny" entries in the police reports recently. So, here they are for your amusement as well:

"A bear was seen walking down Brentwood Avenue around 1:30 a.m." - oookkkaayy... and so?

"A bear was rifling through garbage on Rogers Way around 2 a.m." - and now we know where the bear on Brentwood was headed!!

"A chicken was running loose in traffic on West Main STreet around 8:45 a.m." - headed to work perhaps? Or running from a bear?

"A chicken was seen between the County Courthouse and the Pioneer Museum around 1 p.m." - (is this starting to sound vaguely like Animal Farm?)

"A man sent a naked photo of himself via email to a woman he didn't know & the woman threatened to post the picture around town. Police told the man not to send naked pictures of himself to strangers." - Well, DUH. And, does that by extension, make it okay to send naked pictures to friends?

"A bear was in a red Chevy Suburban in a parking lot on Firelight Drive around 3 a.m." - soooo.... was he driving? Making out? Reading a book? Was he warned for loitering?

And, my personal favorite: "10 wayward Gnomes were found on the Hyalite Canyon trail"... anyone know of a Home for Wayward Gnomes?

And that's life in Montana!!